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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      Multi
  Fandom:
      Gundam_Wing
  Relationship:
      Duo_Maxwell/Heero_Yuy, Treize_Khushrenada/Lady_Une
  Character:
      Heero_Yuy, Duo_Maxwell, Chang_Wufei, Lady_Une, Treize_Khushrenada
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-07-26 Words: 1322
****** The Cake ******
by mmmdraco
Summary
     It's Lady Une's birthday and, for some reason, it involves a mission
     or two.
Notes
     I don't own the characters, I mean no harm, I have no money... Stuff
     like that. Yeah.
Heero looked at the computer screen once more, his eyes blinking occasionally,
but otherwise, he was unmoving. "He wants me to... what? Oh... no..."
With a sigh, Heero shut down his computer and stood up. "Mission accepted. Must
jump out of Lady Une's birthday cake... naked." /Dammit. Why can't I ever let
myself refuse a mission?/
 
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At OZ headquarters, Une was revelling in the big show that was being put on
because of her birthday. Treize was showering her with attention and gifts and
she'd even gotten a pair of colored contact lenses, though she had no clue why.
But where was her birthday cake? All she wanted was one taste of the super-
sugary icing, one tiny morsel. But, the cake had been hidden well. /I want my
cake! All right, who do I kill?/
Noticing that Wufei was dive-bombing the base with water balloons out of his
Gundam again and everyone else was watching, Une made her getaway. /
Cake...cake...must...find...cake!/
 
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Heero looked back at a passive Treize Kushrenada. "What did you say?"
Treize looked slightly exasperated. An extra piece of hair was out of place and
you could find his heartbeat by simply looking at his carotid artery. "I said
for you to get naked and get your ass in that cake!"
Heero smirked and took off his shirt. "All you had to do was say so." Treize
remained in the room, staring at Heero's chest. Heero coughed. "Do you mind?
I'm getting naked for Une, not for you." Treize nodded and exited the room,
locking all 43 guarded doors to the secret bakery behind him.
Heero took off the rest of his clothing, folded it, and placed it all in a
small corner of the room before climbing up the ladder next to the gigantic
cake and sliding into the inner area, only mussing up an unimportant bit of
corner icing. /I wonder what kind of cake this is. Chocolate? Or, ooo, my
favorite, lemon?/
However, when Heero proceeded to try to sit down in the cake, he encountered a
barrier... a warm, surprisingly muscular barrier. "Who are you and what are you
doing in my Gundam... I mean, cake!?"
The barrier proceeded to speak. "Me in *your* Gundam... erm, cake!?... I was
hired to jump out of this cake naked, I'll have you know!"
Heero frowned. He recognized the voice, but couldn't place it. "As was I. Who
hired you?"
"Treize. You?"
"Same. What's your name?"
The other guy, yes, he was most definitely a guy, proceeded to laugh
uproariously. "You mean you don't recognize my voice, Heero?"
In the darkness, Heero blushed slightly. "Well, I do, but... I can't..."
He gasped slightly as a hand grabbed his and pressed a length of braid into it.
"Any clue now?"
"Duo?"
Another laugh. "Hey, wow! You remembered my name! So, I guess we'll both be
jumping out... or something. Right?"
Heero stroked the braid absently. "Yes, I suppose... Wait... you don't suppose
this is all just some doing of OZ to put us in a compromising position, do
you?"
"I can think of much more compromising positions. Wanna try a few?" Duo's leg
stretched out, his toes just brushed against Heero's leg. "Joking, of course,
unless you really feel like getting it on with me."
/Now that you mention it.../ Heero took a deep breath and leaned forward,
letting one hand trace up the length of the braid to pull Duo's head toward his
own. Their lips pressed together searingly for a long moment. Then, Duo pushed
Heero away for a moment. "Uh, Heero, baby? Do we really wanna get hot and heavy
inside a cake?"
Heero looked around for a moment, though he only saw darkness, and decided.
"Why not? Who's going to look inside a cake?"
Duo decided that Heero's reasoning was good enough and proceeded to latch back
onto him, feeling him up quite firmly and letting himself move his lips down
Heero's neck, surely leaving purple bruises to fade later on. /Hope Une doesn't
mind. I know *I* don't./
Heero reciprocated Duo's touches with his own, tracing along the curves of
Duo's body and biting gently on his shoulder, his chest, his nipple... /Hmm...
he moans quite nicely. Let's see if he'll do it again... yes! Again? Woohoo!
Again... hmm... no. Can't wear him out just yet./
Suddenly, Duo pulled away. "Think we can do it in a cake?"
"Of course. Although..."
"Lube. Right. Um..."
Heero stood up as best he could and raised the lid of the cake, scooping up a
good bit of frosting onto his fingers. "Spread your legs. I'm coming down." As
far as he could tell, Duo complied, although he still couldn't see anything.
Once on his knees, Heero felt around for Duo's legs, tracing them to their
convex and sliding down to where Heero planned to pound into him. Making sure
his fingers were covered with the icing, Heero penetrated Duo with one finger,
letting him get used to it, then pumping said finger until Duo was starting to
rock back against him a bit as Heero massaged his prostate. With that, another
finger. Then, another, and another, and by then, Duo was begging. "Heero...
come on. I know you're having fun with your fingers, but you've got a dick too!
It sounds quite nice at the moment!"
Sighing at the end of his fun for the moment, Heero wiped the rest of the
frosting on himself and carefully penetrated Duo, sliding into him slowly,
letting Duo whimper and try to thrust toward him. /Hey... this is even more
fun!/
Duo sighed happily as Heero hit hilt and kissed him passionately. The pair
began to rock together, thrusting, rolling, and panting, and breathing in the
sugar-sweet air, and suddenly, the cake they were in began to move.
All 43 doors were unlocked and the cake was wheeled through on it's circular
table. The cake was taken through to a banquet hall where Lady Une had been
dragged off to as she muttered about there not being any cake anywhere. The
cake, which no one noticed was shaking slightly with the movements of Heero and
Duo (who decided to finish what they had started), was rolled into the hall.
Lady Une's eyes lit up and she grasped the hand of Treize who was at her side.
"Oh, Treize, it's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
Treize smiled. "It's the size *and* how you use it."
The cake was rolled to a spot just below a banner proclaiming "Happy Birthday,
Une!" and suddenly... it began to tilt to one side, the icing bunching, and
falling off in small chunks. Une's eyes went wide. "Treize..."
Losing his composure for a moment, Treize walked over to the cake. "Psst...
you're supposed to jump out now."
Someone had gotten the bright idea of putting candles on the top few tiers of
the cake, with the exception of the top one, and now the candles were beginning
to tilt, melting the icing and sending the scent of burned sugar throughout the
room.
Une watched as her birthday cake tipped over, sending two young boys rolling
out to emit cries of orgasm and other such ejaculations. The candles on the
cake set fire to the rug which had been under the table. The flames rose high
and began to lick at the banner.
Heero and Duo eventually stood up from where they had rolled past the edge of
the carpet, blushing fiercely. Pushing his hair back slightly, Heero stood up
as tall as he could and faced Une's look of weary disbelief. "Um, happy
birthday?"
Une stood up, quivered slightly, and passed out. Treize walked over slowly,
casting glances at the two Gundam pilots in his midst, and grabbed Une, pulling
her into his arms and walking off with her. Heero and Duo shrugged, grabbed
some cake for the road, and took off.(4)
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